SHE: I'm sorry, you're...
HE: DONT SAY IT! don't you fucking say: "You're too good for me"; I am, but don't say it.
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HE: Did you do it here?
SHE: (Noddes)
HE: Why not?
SHE: Would you like us to?
HE: Just tell me the truth.
SHE: Yes.
HE: Where?
SHE: (Points a sofa)
HE: On this?. (Thinks) We had our first fuck there, did you think of me?
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HE: Did you cummed?
SHE: I... (Feels sorry for him) Why are you doing this?
HE: ANSWER THE QUESTION! (Chases her all over the apartment)
SHE: Yes.
HE: How many times?
SHE: Two.
HE: Who was where?
SHE: First he went down on me, and then he fucked me from behind.
HE: And that's when you cummed the second time?
SHE: (Exaperated) Why is the sex so important?
HE: BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING CAVEMAN!. Did you touch yourself while he fucked you?
SHE: Yes.
HE: You wank for him?
SHE: Sometimes.
HE: And he does?
SHE: (Turning around to face him) WE DO EVERYTHING THAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE SEX DO!
HE: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
SHE: Yes.
HE: You like his cock?
SHE: I love it.
HE: D'you like him cumming in your face?
SHE: Yes.
HE: How does it taste like?
SHE: IT TASTES LIKE YOU BUT SWEETER.
HE: (While she can't believe what she just said) That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
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-You think the heart is like a diagramm-

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A HUMAN HEART?

It looks like a fist wrapped in blood. Go fuck youself. You don't know the first thing about love, you can't understand concetions.
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Anna: Love bores you.
Author: Love dissapoints me.